Bucket List

First thing on my Bucket List: Get a bucket.

Gift for Christmas

Maybe one gift people can give this season is to get OUT of the Fast Lane unless they're actually GOING fast.

Novel, no doubt, but thoughtful, to be sure.

Vote Day

I voted.

Duly noted.

Dog

If I had a dog and we were in a deep discussion today, I still think at the end of it all I would probably still say, "Quit whining."

Pop It

Therapy is pricey. Popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Gone All Day

Ever feel like, "I could've gone ALL day without having to see that visual"?

Marie Says Laugh

I heard Marie Osmond said, "If you're going to be able to look back on something & laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now," and she's rich, so . . .

Skinny Good?

Whenever I start getting skinny, my elbow hurts.

Style

I think "in style" is relative, but I think most of my relatives are not in style. I'm just sayin' . . .

Boring

I think if Jonathan Livingston Seagull ever made a comeback, I'd be just as bored the second time.

Lert

New Favorite Quote (which is really an old quote):

Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

Campus Stalker?

Is it just me or does this women look less like she's glad to be at college and more like someone's chasing her across campus?

Why Not

When someone asks, "Why?" and the other person says, "Why not!" isn't that a copout?

They should just say, "I dunno & I'm LAME!" or "I can't think of anything intelligent & MAN you ask good one-word questions!"

Keep it real.

Girls

Girls drop things.

It's irrefutable.

Short Work Week

If it's a short work week, like everyone's saying, why don't we just have short people work it?

Makes sense.

Airline Online

I wish when you reserve an airline seat online, the map would tell you about the people around you--that guy's a jerk, this one's mellow. A talker. Kinda nosey. Whoa, BO to the left.

Stuff like that would help a LOT.

Snort

So say you're laughing hard and you snort mid-laugh. How do you recover?

Not that I've done that, but I have a friend...

TMI?

So if I say it's really hot, and a friend says, "Yeah, I'm sweatin' in six places," is that TMI?

Curls

Sometimes I like to tame my curls.
Sometimes I let them go wild.
That's how I roll.
That's how they roll.

Seat Belts

Seat belts can help even in the rain, my friend.