Weight Loss

I just developed a new weight loss program -- Brush Teeth at 7 p.m.

So far, so good.

Why a Pencil?

I don't really see the point in using a pencil.

Until Songs Stop

Sometimes I can't stop until the songs stop.

And with so many on the iPod, iPhone, etc., I fear I'm not going to be stopping for a long time.

Zumba!

I've just been invited to go to a Zumba class when I'm in New York in a few weeks. Should I?

Apple inTune?

Why can't the iPhone make it so when you transfer a new song to it that you really want to hear (which is WHY you bought it), that song will play and play until you're sick of it?

Apple people, time is limited. Help us out here.

Colors

I hate red pens that have black or blue ink.

If you're gonna be red, be red. Show your colors, man.

Radio Friend

Someone on the radio said he was bothered that he had such a hard time making friends, finding friends and keeping friends.

And I was thinking . . . "Maybe it's because you have a lisp."

Our Cat

It's official. Our cat's bipolar. I'm not kidding.

Saw People

Guess who I saw yesterday?

Everybody I looked at.

Big Snow

It snowed next door. Snow came down big.

Lunchtime My Time

Sometimes when I bring my lunch to work, I don't wanna wait 'til lunchtime. Food's there. It's ready. So am I, shoot.

Two

Next time someone says, "Two can play that game," say, "Two should."

Touche.

Fending Off the Cat

It's not that I'm totally proud of this, but I had to put a Restraining Order on my cat. He can't get within 100 feet of me now. . . or else.

All things considered, it's fair.

No Pants Policy Out of Control

Last summer, I came up with a No Pants Policy at work (not that risque; people just had to wear shorts but it sounded cool).

So my brother, who lives NOT in a warm climate, took a picture of himself tyring it in his home state.

Very funny man. And freezing his tail off, but still. Here's his blog.

Wisdom, Patience

May we all have the same wisdom and patience.

Smog

Smog makes me feel like I live in a big city again. Especially the night shots of the city. Cool.

It's a Fact

Sometimes . . . Women drivers . . . 

5 Minutes

When someone says it'll take just 5 minutes or do you have 5 minutes or I'll be back in 5 minutes, uh, it's never 5 minutes.

Agree?

Sneeze Not

I've decided I hate sneezing.

What do you hate? (I know hate is a strong word, but, hey, it's an emotion and sometimes . . . )

Ziploc

I'm liking Ziplocs more and more.

Your Verse

The powerful play goes on
And you may contribute a verse.

The powerful play goes on
And you may contribute a verse.

What will your verse be?

- Dead Poets Society

Imagine, You Can Change the World

What do you think? A great use of an icon (since it had Yoko's approval) or is it digitally creepy?

That Tone

Next time somebody says ANYthing to you, respond with, "Okay, THAT Tone. . ."

Road Trip!

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

Stage Left

So I finally figured it out -- for an actor, Stage Left is to his left.

Good to know.
(Hey, I didn't major in that.)

Hammer Time

Yeah, if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.

Walk the Talk

What if an active walker wished to be healthy until his dying day and then a car hit him in a crosswalk and he died?

Guess he got his wish.

Oh My

Can you believe it?

It makes me wanna sing Jumpin' Jack Flash, even though that (Rolling Stones) song has nothing to do with low gas costs. Still.

Citrus Makes Hearts Fond?

I just read that a citrus scent makes a middle-aged woman appear to be six years younger than she is to a man.

Isn't it more like FIVE years?

Low

How low can it go?

Shuck 'n Jive

When's the last time you used the phrase, "Shuck 'n jive"?

Faux Pas

I've always wanted to use "faux pas" in a sentence (without the accent) and make it sound natural.

Down With Gas

I never thought I'd see the day. You know of any cheaper?

iPod

Is it true that the more songs you load onto your iPod, the heavier it gets?

New Goal

My new goal is not to be low maintenance but no maintenance.

Yours?

First Time

My good friend Alison just asked me:

"When's the last time you did something for the first time?"

Alison is wise. (But why does she speak in italics?)

Your Heart

I'm interested in talking to those who voted "Your heart" on the "Which is harder to open" poll.

Back of Your Head

Whenever professorial types pontificate (boring) with:

"I've had something no-o-o-odling in the back of my head,"

(like we should all be impressed), I think, "Are you sure it's the back and not the side, you know, where that bulge is?"

Applause

You know when you're at an event and someone performs and the crowd applauds but usually the applause erupts because one brave soul starts the applause?

Yeah, that's usually me. It's like my only talent.

Bugs

I submit that from here on out, bugs have identifiers, so we'll know where they came from and where the rest are hiding -- so we can just get it over with.