Oh My

Can you believe it?

It makes me wanna sing Jumpin' Jack Flash, even though that (Rolling Stones) song has nothing to do with low gas costs. Still.

Citrus Makes Hearts Fond?

I just read that a citrus scent makes a middle-aged woman appear to be six years younger than she is to a man.

Isn't it more like FIVE years?

Low

How low can it go?

Shuck 'n Jive

When's the last time you used the phrase, "Shuck 'n jive"?

Faux Pas

I've always wanted to use "faux pas" in a sentence (without the accent) and make it sound natural.

Down With Gas

I never thought I'd see the day. You know of any cheaper?

iPod

Is it true that the more songs you load onto your iPod, the heavier it gets?

New Goal

My new goal is not to be low maintenance but no maintenance.

Yours?

First Time

My good friend Alison just asked me:

"When's the last time you did something for the first time?"

Alison is wise. (But why does she speak in italics?)