Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Short Work Week

If it's a short work week, like everyone's saying, why don't we just have short people work it?

Makes sense.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Airline Online

I wish when you reserve an airline seat online, the map would tell you about the people around you--that guy's a jerk, this one's mellow. A talker. Kinda nosey. Whoa, BO to the left.

Stuff like that would help a LOT.

Thursday, May 21, 2009


So say you're laughing hard and you snort mid-laugh. How do you recover?

Not that I've done that, but I have a friend...

Thursday, May 14, 2009


So if I say it's really hot, and a friend says, "Yeah, I'm sweatin' in six places," is that TMI?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009


Sometimes I like to tame my curls.
Sometimes I let them go wild.

That's how I roll.

That's how they roll.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Seat Belts

Seat belts can help even in the rain, my friend.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Dumb Free Offer

Dumbest offer I've seen so far today:
Buy any 2 sets of guitar strings or 1 set of bass strings between May 1, 2009 and July 31, 2009 and get a FREE Elixir® Strings t-shirt! WOW.

You GOTTA Be KIDDIN' ME! A FREE t-shirt that says Elixir strings! CRAZY WILD Stuff!

Hey, how 'bout a free guitar?! Huh?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Punching Hot

Somtimes when I'm in a hot, crowded room and am sweating down both sides of my forehead and someone comes up to me and says, "Hey, you're sweating," I wanna say, "Uh, yeah, I KNOW that, Forrest." And then I wanna punch him.

Is that wrong?