Our Cat

It's official. Our cat's bipolar. I'm not kidding.

Saw People

Guess who I saw yesterday?

Everybody I looked at.

Big Snow

It snowed next door. Snow came down big.

Lunchtime My Time

Sometimes when I bring my lunch to work, I don't wanna wait 'til lunchtime. Food's there. It's ready. So am I, shoot.

Two

Next time someone says, "Two can play that game," say, "Two should."

Touche.