Weight Loss

I just developed a new weight loss program -- Brush Teeth at 7 p.m.

So far, so good.

Why a Pencil?

I don't really see the point in using a pencil.

Until Songs Stop

Sometimes I can't stop until the songs stop.

And with so many on the iPod, iPhone, etc., I fear I'm not going to be stopping for a long time.

Zumba!

I've just been invited to go to a Zumba class when I'm in New York in a few weeks. Should I?

Apple inTune?

Why can't the iPhone make it so when you transfer a new song to it that you really want to hear (which is WHY you bought it), that song will play and play until you're sick of it?

Apple people, time is limited. Help us out here.

Colors

I hate red pens that have black or blue ink.

If you're gonna be red, be red. Show your colors, man.

Radio Friend

Someone on the radio said he was bothered that he had such a hard time making friends, finding friends and keeping friends.

And I was thinking . . . "Maybe it's because you have a lisp."