When someone says, "It's killing two birds with one stone," do we really have to jump to that level of violence? As if the birds actually DID something that horrible that we, you know...
And has anyone who says that actually picked up a stone and, well...
Couldn't we just replace the whole scene with, "It's like hugging two birds with one arm" or something?
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4 comments:
hahahaha! Love- that's all I'm feeling right now.
Free as a bird, aren't you? A bird that hasn't been stoned.
Well, I tried hugging a bird. It took two arms. It was kinda messy and the meat was tough.
At least you tried. Next time, do a head fake, bring gloves and saute.
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