Monday, September 22, 2008

If I Ever

If I ever start treating a pet like a person, you know, like on a daily basis, slap me.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What are our options if you start treating a person like a pet? Do you ever tell someone to "sit, stay, come, fetch or to not make doo-doo on the carpet?" I just trying to find the parameters here.

Jamie said...

Amen, brotha. Did you know Oprah schedules facials, manicures and pedicures for her dogs? And still cries when she mentions her former dog on the air? Yeah . . . sheesh . . what does money do to people?

Clay Brown said...

Michael -- Try all those and get back to us.

Jamie -- Totally.