Saturday, December 8, 2007

Top 7 Bad Things About the Writers Guild Strike

7. We’re sick of Leno’s reruns.

6. It begs the age-old question: Is Letterman also in reruns?

5. The shoulder bone’s connected to the arm bone. Do studio execs not get that concept?

4. Outdoor walking might lure writers.

3. The imminent return of the “There is/There are” conflict by junior writers.

2. English-as-a-Second-Language writers are poised to swoop in.

1. Look, if they don’t get back to work, we’re gonna FORGET all the words we knew. That’s how it works in this country. Just ask the Founding Fathers.

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