The Mouse

OK, I already KNOW you're probably not going to like this, but, honestly, what's the whole deal with Mickey Mouse? I mean, he's a MOUSE, okay? And for a long time, he didn't even SAY anything, and then when he DID, it was just high and, like non-male like. Which is TOTALLY embarrassing.

But all I'm saying is I don't get him. And I feel clear-thinking persons would agree. And then that whole thing with the mouse ears hat. Is that really attractive? I mean, I understand what they were going for. And good for them. They got a lot of people, you know, to buy into it. But if you really think about it, weren't a LOT of people duped into thinking that was cool, but really it's not? It just bugs. If you think about it, we're better than this.